With the greatest of respect to the book of prayer
This is especially for Reggo and his little round podge he continues to refer to.
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
For ever and ever