15 Mar 2016

My little Welsh stud muffin

Hello my little chickadees

Soon we will be putting the clock forward to one of favourite times of the year. I can't wait to feel that warm sun on my face again. We've waited so long.

Talking of favourite things, today on my blog I have that little Welsh stud muffin C Reg Jones. We have been treading the boards together since I got him in a head lock and persuaded him to follow me to what was then my current publisher. We've been almost like tram lines at times, but when the tram lines started to meet we'd have a quick catch up and then carry on our way.

It didn't take much doing getting him in a headlock this time to be interviewed thank goodness. So this was the catch up we had recently.


Reggie babes I reckon we must know everything there is to know about each other but I bet there’s a few tales tucked away that even I’m not privy too.

So here we go…

Q.  Tell my blog fans all about C Reg Jones – and yes you can say that.

A.  C Reg Jones, also known as Richard Rhys Jones, hails from the sunny shores of Colwyn Bay, north Wales, is hanging in on the right side of fifty, married with two children, and is owned by a cat. A passionate lover of ales and beers, hard music and even harder curries and chili, he spends his middle ages trying and failing to recapture his laughably rash and nearly forgotten youth.

Q.  Hobbies – No sneaking in outrageous videos here but you can mention that time when you… ??? J

A. Being the tragic victim of the male menopause that I am, I play the drums in a Metal band, (Thrash and Hardcore orientated for anyone in the know). I've been playing the drums now since May '93, and went from Rock, to Metal, to Blues and then back to Metal. The Blues band was cool, but it didn't really challenge me. I won't say Blues drumming is easy, but I used to get whammed while playing on stage quite a lot. I liked the music, I liked the guys, but it was just missing something besides controlling my insobriety on stage.
Not very professional, I hear you mutter? We weren't professionals, so it was all good. So after giving the drums a miss for about a year, I fell in with a Metal band and that's where I am right now: the drummer for Due Vengeance. Unfortunately, with Metal I can't even drink while we practice as I have to concentrate so much, but we take the cards we're dealt and play our best hand, right?
I've been very lucky with the groups I've been involved with. All have been manned by great guys who shared my quirky sense of humor; and that is worth its weight in gold… though I'm not actually sure how much a sense of humor weighs, if I'm honest.

Tee: < Grins > Your sense of humour I'd guesstimate at about 50 kilo 

Q.  Favourite drinking house in Germany and Wales

A.  Aaaaah… pubs!
I have a few faves over here.
In Salzgitter, it's the "Jever-Klause", in Wolfenbüttel, "Zur Mühle", and in Paderborn it's "Limericks", (The Irish bar from Hell). The Jever-Klause is a real traditional pub, very friendly service, damn fine German pils, (Jever, one of the best) and a good bunch of regulars.
Zum Mühle is the pub where I first learned to drink German beer, though in those days of yore, to us young squaddies it was simply called, "The Bierhaus". I've been going there on and off since 1987, and the chap who runs it now is a good friend. They also sell Guinness…
Limericks in Paderborn… well, I have no words. My mate Gareth runs it, and I think it holds the title as being my most fave watering hole in the world. Another pub that serves Guinness, I can't count how many times I've gone there for, "just the one or two", and it's all gone horribly wrong, or right depending on what day it was. They celebrated their 20th year in business last year, which speaks volumes for its popularity.
Wales, however, is another thing entirely. Being normally only a visitor, I tend to drift to the bars my family frequent. I miss my home town, but I'd be telling porkies if I said I had a favourite watering hole there.

Q.  The village you live in.

A.  Drütter has a population of about 450, (that includes wild cats and chickens). It's small but perfectly situated between the three larger towns around it. We don't have a pub, (!!!) but we do have a village hall where we all party and meet up. I love it here. It's so quiet, the people are friendly and the night life a bus ride away.
Of course the downside is that we're in the country, so incest, bestiality and witch trials are de rigueur, but otherwise it's pretty cool.

Tee:  Incest, bestiality and witch trials? All sounds good to me sunshine.

Q.  Is it possible to compare Germany to Wales – Good bits/bad bits of both countries?

A.  A lot of my Brit mates might not want to read this, and a lot of my German mates too, but we really are very similar. The German sense of humour is just as sick and twisted as the British idea of a laugh.
If I have a beef about Germany it's the lack of Rugby on the telly.
That really does gall me.

Q.  How many books have you written? Backgrounds/synopsis’s

A.  I have four novels and a novellette out there with my name on. "The Division of the Damned" is about vampires working for the Third Reich.
"The House in Wales" is a ghost story with satanic edges to it, set in north Wales.
"Sisterhood of the Serpent" is … well, if you can imagine a cross between The Towering Inferno, The Shining and Hellraiser, you'll be in the right zone.
I also have my name to an anthology of short stories called, "The Chronicles of Supernatural Warfare", which puts a paranormal twist to what would normally be war stories. I made it with my mate Paul Rudd, and it's released through Ravenous Roadkill publications. "Chronicles" is the product of a certain individual's idea of collecting my shorts into one book, can't remember who it was though…  Paul loved the idea and now it's actually out there!
Ah yes, Tee, I do believe it was you who planted the seed of the idea. So how do you feel about that?
The novelette, (stupid word) is the, "Fiddler's Soul". It's also set in north Wales, and revolves around a group of psychics who want to save the soul of a fiddler who was last seen entering The Devil's Cave… (cue scary music).

Q.  Are you Reggie-mented in your writing habits or is it just when the muse takes you?

A.  I'm a shift working father; I have no time to write so I just do it when I can. I really do wish I had the free time to just write when the mood takes me.
That's an awful pun by the way, Tee.

Tee: I do try honey.

Q.  Self Publishing v Publishers. What are the highs/lows/advantages of both?

A.  I think I prefer a publisher to work my books for me. I really am rushed off my feet and find it hard to just do the writing. That said, Ravenous Roadkill, the publishing project Chronicles and Sisterhood are released on, is just myself and Paul at the moment. We sort of check each other's work out, run through ideas with each other and squabble horribly over royalties and book rights, (just joshing there).
Seriously though, it's a good set up with a bloke I know I can trust and rely on.
Truth be told, whether it's self publishing or with a publisher, I'm just glad my stuff is out there being read.

Q.  Is there a work in progress at the moment?

A.  "The Division of the Damned part Two: Gulag" is my work in progress. Basically it's set just after WW2 and the SS heroes, (yes, that's right, the heroes in the first book were SS, all be it disillusioned anti-heroes) are now in a Russian POW camp. I don't want to go too much into the story, so I'll just say werewolves and leave it at that.

Q.  Favourite place to holiday J

A.  Holiday… and that is, exactly?
I always go home to see my family. I'd like to go to Egypt and see the Pyramids some day, and Rome and Greece interest me too. I'd also love to see the ruins of Troy. However, until my kids can pay their way and my house is paid up, then it's good old, Old Colwyn for me, (the town just outside of the sprawling metropolis that is Colwyn Bay), which suits me fine.

Tee: Greece is awesome. I can recommend it.

Q.  You are given the opportunity to travel to any country world wide, with all expenses paid. Where would you go and what’s the attraction.

A.  Oh, it seems I've just answered this one!

Tell you what, I'll throw in the Yucatan area for the ruins there. The Maya, Toltec, Olmec, Aztec and Inca have always fascinated me.

Can I take my wife, the kids can stay with granny…?

Tee: < sighs > Yes of course the kids can stay with the granny. Ok... the wife can go as well. 

Q.  What makes you laugh out loud?

A.  Most things, to be fair.

I'm not really a lover of slapstick, Mr. Bean is funny for about three minutes, then I'm bored. However, I laugh easily and prefer smiling to a scowl.
If you want to peg me down, I'd say series like The Office and Extras had me in tears. The scene with David Bowie in Extras is a lesson in comedy in itself.

Q.  If you could have any animal from time immemorial as a pet for long freezing days and nights, what would you choose and why?

A.  A cat.
Sorry if that's boring, but I love cats. They're so shamelessly self interested, nothing else in the world matters but their comfort, I can't fault them.
However, if I'm meant to be interesting here, (Yes Reg, you are) then I'd go for a dolphin. Yes, I know they're meant to be gay sharks, but they're meant to have human intelligence so with a bit of training, I might make it my proof reader.

Tee: I would choose a cat every time and we don't seem to be alone.

Q.  Do you prefer heat OR cold?

A.  Cold.
No, scrap that, heat.
Yes, defo heat.
Naaaah, cold.

Tee: LOL and I get called indesisive at times

Q.  Tell me about your publishers. Do they leave you alone to promote or do they hassle. Do they give you support?

A. Wild Wolf hold the rights to two of my books, and I must say that I love working with them. They're so relaxed and real, it works for me! I think they know that Division and House have both shot their bolt and are just treading water, so they don't stress me and I don't stress them.

Q.  Favourite meal (hot and cold)?

A.  Curry, (which is about as general a moniker as saying coupe for favourite car) or chili.
I love Indian food… actually I love most food. Not really into vegetarian stuff, and I prefer my meat to come from creatures with less than four legs, but if it's spicy and cooked, I'll try it, (within reason).

Q.  Favourite drink (hot and cold)?

A.  Real Ale. Room temperature, with no froth, and a slightly nutty taste is alcoholic perfection. There's a lot of rubbish being sold as Real Ale nowadays, it seems any old Tom, Dick or Harry can set up a brewery in their garage and churn out gloop for their local, so I generally stick with what I know. I'm 49, I'm done with experimenting, I know what I like and that'll do me.

Q.  How hard do you find book promotion?

A.  Very. I simply don't have the time anymore. However, I do share every review I have, and I have been known to make the odd promo now and then to sell my wares.

Q.  Any tips or hints you’ve found that were successful for you in promotion?

A.  Nope. When all you have is social media, then your coverage is going to be small. However, if you can persuade people to write reviews, Amazon will take notice and they'll then help promote your work as well. This is why I'd prefer to give books away in exchange for reviews than hoard my work and demand payment for every syllable.

Q.  Favourite genres to read and write?

A.  Horror, historical and warfare, but not necessarily in that order.
The first two stories in The Chronicles of Supernatural Warfare are "The 300 Vampires" and "The Wooden Wolf of Troy", and I absolutely LOVED writing them.
300 Vampires is a take on the battle of Thermopylae with King Leonidas and his men all being vampires. Yes it is very stylized, and yes the geography of the battle area is different to where it actually played out. However, I stayed close to that authentic time line of what happened,( or as far as we know it today), and used the genuine names of the characters that were in charge. The same went for "The Wooden Wolf of Troy", though I changed the story a little to keep an edge of surprise. Actual history with a horror twist, using the names and dates that we recognize is what I'd like to do more of. I have an idea for Spartacus, which I've already 10.000 words down for, and another about Vikings discovering America, although that has an angle to it that I guarantee nobody will ever work out.

Q.  You’ve set up your own fantasy publishing house using FB writer friends to help run it. What would you name it? Who would you choose to run the different departments? As the owner, how would you ensure the FB staff achieved success for you? (Have fun with this)

A.  Colwyn Pub Carnage Publications

El Presidente: Moi.

Vice president: Paul Rudd, in charge of hiring and firing. Paul's such a top bloke, he'd hire everyone we know. .. which is fine by me. The Christmas party would be a smash!

Chief Wiccan: Tee. You're duties would involve cursing the competition and basically being our own Harry Potter… or Hermione.

Tee: I've never read HP but I understand he's out of the top drawer of the filing cabinet. 

Speller in Chiefs: Poppet and Kris Stone. We need two editors, because let's face it, we're carp at spelling. (See what I did there?)

Tee: Yes... < more sighs >

Directors of Comedic Content: Mike Church and Patrick Barrett. Again, the need for more than one boss is imperative as I find it's all too easy to lose that smile at the work place, (especially with such an ego driven President like you guys will have!)

Controllers of Financial Fair Play: John Holt and Jeff Blackmer. With these two on board, we'll all be guaranteed a fair share of our astronomical profits, (well, that obviously doesn't include El Presidente, who takes the lion's share).

Instigators of Tomfoolery and Other Questionable Shenanigans: Chuck Lovatt and Johannah Pontes Frappier would have joint control over any japery we might find ourselves up to. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, which is why we have to be sure we've enough spare eyeballs. This is where these two guardians of all things ocular come into play, dishing out corneas, pupils and irises as needed… I'm being silly now, aren't I?
I'll stop.

Office Cuties: Jill, Hannah, Jo, Soooz, Elaina, Paula B, Bev, Moni, Kelli, Catherine and Gerry, because they've all a place in my heart and they'll need a job… and I'm a sucker for a good woman.

Thanks for having me, Tee, I hope your readers enjoyed this interview.

Tee: Thank you for popping by my lovely piece of Welsh lamb...

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So there you have it my little chickadees. I hope you enjoyed my chat with Reggie babes.

Laters Potaters


R.R.Jones said...

Many thanks for having me again, Tee.x

John Holt said...

Hi Reggie (or Richard as I used to call you) a great interview and a very wise choice to have me as Controllers of Financial Fair Play: naturally my fees will be commiserate with the duties, but of course I am worth it.
Welsh Stud Muffin???????????????

R.R.Jones said...

Ww'll have to discuss your fee, John... ;)

CW Lovatt said...

Great interview! One of the best I've ever read. I like the shenanigans gig, and think I could be happy working there, just as soon as you offer me an outrageous sum of money.........Still waiting.......... ;)

Gerry McCullough said...

Office cutie? Well, I'll take it as a compliment, Reggie, even though I had to read to the very last word before I saw my name – but then, that was no hardship. Between you, you and Tee have produced a very funny post, unlike most! Keep on truckin' boy! Your writing is original. gripping, and fun! Shared and tweeted.

R.R.Jones said...

Thanks guys :D
Chuck, about the fee... well, let's just say don't give up your day job ;)
Gerry, OF COURSE it's a compliment! You and all the others I've mentioned have a place in my heart. We may never meet, but we definitely share a history that has only ever been like-minded and positive. If that doesn't count for something, then nothing does.

Melanie Dent said...

Great interview Tee and Reggie. No rugby on TV? Sounds great to me -televised sport of any kind bores me to tears.

R.R.Jones said...

What they lack in rugby, they more than make up for in footy and handball. In fact, my interest in footy developed as a result of my close proximity to the German lads at work! German television's only saving grace is that they have a series called Tatort, (Crime Scene, or Scene of the Crime), which has many franchises. Some are ham-fisted and rubbish, but others are so well done, with great characters and realistic yet twisting plots, that you have to wonder why they're not more internationally recognized?
Imagine crime dramas along the lines of "Scott and Bailey", "Vera" and "Wallander", but in German.

Paul Rudd said...

Great interview. Sorry I've only just read it. My computer went poop.... and I've only just got a new one at home. Me as VP..... it'll never work LOL.

tee geering said...

Oh I don't know Paul.
I'm willing to bet ..... :-)