Two crazy women and an alcoholic croc called Cyril equals instant mayhem

Hello my chickadees

It's a given that I'm totally bananas. What if you put me in a room with another crazy woman from OZ and an alcoholic crocodile called Cyril who wears Armani suits occasionally ?  Um...this actually...

Tee ... Soooz, welcome! and Cyril of course. It's lovely to have you both here.

Soooz ...Thanks, Tee. It's been a while. I'm delighted to be here.

Cyril ... I'm wearing Armani. Will there be Pictures?

Tee ... Well, no, Cyril. However, there will be many interesting questions.

Cyril ... I could have just worn jeans. I thought we would at least have one picture of me.

Soooz ... Cyril! ... You promised me that you would behave.

Tee ... You do look very fetching, Cyril and I’m sure we’ll be able to include a picture of you somewhere.

Cyril ... Of course I do, but I don't fetch. I'm not a canine, unless it's food of course or ... alcohol.

Tee ... Let's get down to the questions, shall we?

Soooz ... Ask away Tee.

Cyril ... Sigh. If we must.

Tee ... So, Soooz, what have you been writing recently?

Soooz ... I've had a marvelous time, writing Mystery/Suspense Thrillers...all with heavy psychological overtones.

Cyril ... Not one of them includes me. I'm mysterious and thrilling, and heavy on the Psycho.

Tee ... Um ... yes. Cyril perhaps you would like to recline on that sofa over there while you digest your lunch. So, Soooz, tell us a little more about your latest book.

Soooz ... It revolves around serial murders.

Cyril ... I need a drink. Make it beer.

Tee ... I have Merlot. Will that suffice?

Cyril ... Is that booze?

Tee ... Booze? Well, yes, yes it is.

Cyril ... So, are you going to join me, you little English person?

Tee ... I'd be delighted.

Cyril ... Great! Make mine a pint.

Soooz ... I don't think that's such a great idea, Cyril. I need you to behave.

Tee ... Oh I'm sure he'll be fine.

Cyril ... I'm beginning to warm to this woman.

Tee ...  Thank you, Cyril. You’re pretty cute yourself.

Cyril ... Yes, I am. Hey, this stuffs not bad. Merlin huh?

Tee ... It's, Merlot, actually.

Cyril ... Seriously? ... So what was Arthur's real name?

Tee ... Arthur?

Cyril ... Okay, so that stays the same. Why did they change the name of the Wizard?

Tee ... The Wizard?

Cyril ... Hello! I thought you were from England?"

Tee ... I am indeed.

Cyril ... Aren't you lot the people that started that entire 'Sword in the Stone' thingy?

Tee ... "Camelot?"

Cyril ... I thought you said it was Merlot Merlin. Anyways we spell it differently. It's Come not Came.

Soooz ... Cyril! Enough already!

Tee ... Oh, my. You are wicked, Cyril.

Cyril ... Let's raise a Merlin to wickedness!

Tee ... I, well ... it is early, however, you are my guest, so one more won't hurt.

Cyril ... I'll drink to that! Hell, I'll drink to anything, just name it!

Soooz ... You'll always drink to any damned thing, Cyril.

Cyril ... That’s what I just said. And who forgot to take her Xanax this morning?

Soooz ... And just who got me started on needing Xanax?

Cyril ... See, you take so much of the stuff you can't remember!

Tee ... Oh, my word!

Cyril ... Your words good enough for me, precious. Another drinky?

Tee … Thank you Cyril I don’t mind if I do. Cheers! How did you get through customs by the way?

Cyril … I disguised myself as a shoulder bag and Soooz carried me through.

Soooz ... Shoulder bags are not meant to talk back, Cyril! That customs officer was very suspicious. I thought I was going to get stopped.

Cyril … She was quite cute. I wouldn’t have pushed her off my dinner plate.

Soooz … Cyril!! I thought I had cured you of that.

Cyril … Old habits die hard. I often fancy the odd human leg or arm at times. In fact Tee looks quite tasty if I’m honest.

Tee …

Soooz … Cyril do I have to remind you that we’re guests here? Now lay there quietly while I talk to Tee.

Cyril …

Tee …  Now Soooz where were we? Oh yes psychological thrillers, mystery and suspense. Tell me more about it while Cyril’s asleep.

Soooz … Well, they appear to be about the FBI chasing down a serial killer, who…

Cyril ... A cereal, killer. Grunt...what did they use? A spoon.

Tee ... Oh you are a caution, Cyril.

Soooz ... Now there's an apt description.

Cyril ...Yes, I am descriptive. Um...what's descriptive?

Tee ... The ability to describe.

Cyril ... Oh, yeah... they took away my license to do that. Now I have to go to a real Doctor.

Soooz ... Cyril! You know damned well what the difference is between described and prescribed.

Cyril ... Two letters of the alphabet?

Tee ... I don't quite, follow.

Cyril ... Yes, I've always been more of a leader myself.

Tee ... Yes, well...moving right along, Soooz you were saying?

Soooz ... I was endeavoring to say...

Cyril ... I know that one! It was the ship that Captain Crook used to discover Australia!

Tee ... That would be Cook, Cyril dear.

Cyril ... I don't care what it would be. It just is.

Tee ... I think I may need another glass of Merlin...er ... Merlot!

Cyril ... Bottoms up, precious. Or any other part of your cute British anatomy.

Soooz ... Cyril, you are going to drive me to drink...again.

Cyril ... Shortest trip ever!

Tee ... I see, um, let's try to get back on track, shall we?

Cyril ... I'm so good at tracking. Even though I'm not a dog.

Soooz ... My apologies, Tee.

Cyril ... And so you should.

Soooz ... I swear, I'm going to have you made into a shoulder bag!

Cyril ... Oh! That wasn't a nice thing to say to, the-oh-so- cute British Person! I may just need another pint or so of Merlin to recover!

Soooz ... Oh, crap! I give in.

Cyril ... Apparently very easily. But of course, that may be just a nasty rumour.

Tee ... Oh, dear.

Cyril ... Yes your right Tee. She charges quite a bit, so I'm told.

Tee ... Perhaps I should wrap this up?

Cyril ... Oh, gift wrapping! A present for, moi? You really should have. I like the Merlin. A dozen or so bottles may see me through till breakfast.

Soooz ... Tee, my dear, I'll just send you the links shall I? I think I had better leave, now. Before I do something, I'll regret. I would love it, if you could do the same. I think I will need something on the plane to take my mind off committing Homicide.

Cyril ... <Singing off key>...'Regrets I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

Tee ... Oh, really? Well dear, if you really, really, must. I'm going to have another, Merlin, or six.

Cyril ... Still singing...'Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all when there were doubts, I'd eat it up and spit it out." Oh ... I'd never spit! It's just so uncouth.

 Tee … Quite right too Cyril. It’s illegal to spit in the street in England.

Cyril … I love the English Tee. I think you should come back with us.

Tee … Oh Cyril you’re so cute when you’re being nice.

Soooz … That’s a first for Cyril. Maybe I’ll leave him here and save myself the hassle of traveling back with him.

Cyril … You don’t love me any more! I’m crushed you know I love you more than I love myself. Besides you taste better.

Tee … More Cyril Merlot? … Er… I mean more Merlot Cyril?

Cyril … Lovely Tee and make it a bottle this time will ya. It saves keep stopping for refills.

Soooz … Well I think that just about wraps it up Tee.

Cyril hits the floor wasted.

Tee … Is he ok Soooz?

Soooz … He’ll be fine. Now how about your links?

Tee … Here they are.

Cyril … …. It's a beautiful night,

we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey Tee, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you….

Soooz … It’s ok Tee he’s drunk. He won’t remember.

Tee … Oh great! The only marriage proposal I get in years and it’s from a drunken croc.

Soooz … Don’t take it personally Tee. He proposes to the postie back home on a regular basis.

Tee  … What’s she like?

Soooz … He’s got a beard and his name is Johno! Well we’d better make our way to that plane. I’ll hoist him back on my shoulder and hope to god he doesn’t wake up. I’ll feed him some of my Xanax. That should keep him out of it especially with all the Merlot he’s consumed.

As I waved them goodbye I did wonder if I would ever see that cute little reptile in the Armani suit again. I suppose there’s always Skype to fall back on.

~~END~~

Suzannah Burke is a self published author from Australia.


Links to books and blog

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=Mind-Shaft+S+Burke

http://www.amazon.com/Acts-Beyond-Redemption-Unintended-Consequences-ebook/dp/B015MGSY18/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1453119143&sr=1-1&keywords=acts+beyond+redemption

Soooz's Blog

http://sooozsaysstuff.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/become-flasher-new-yearnew-contest.html

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The Russian Gift of Love on Amazon: 
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Russian-Gift-Love-T-K-Geering-ebook-x/dp/B00XNRTOWW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1451910919&sr=1-1&keywords=t+k+geering

Soulfate on Amazon: 
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Soulfate-T-K-Geering-ebook/dp/B00UK9XMBK/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1451910919&sr=1-2&keywords=t+k+geering

Amazon Author page: 
http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B00J7HGF4W 

Blog: 
http://tgeering.blogspot.co.uk 

Twitter: 
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Soulfate Video: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM0yzIf6Jn0

Publishers Page:
http://www.tirgearrpublishing.com/authors/Geering_TK/index.htm

Tinsel town across the pond

Hello my little chickadees.

There are times in our lives when very special people drop in and make a large impression. In my case it was Tommy Garrett from Highlight Hollywood. We have been virtual friends for what seems like forever now and recently he asked if he could do an interview of me. It can be found here

Although he is always extremely busy, (he’s just finished his involvement with the Emmys) I asked if he would do an interview for me. Amazingly he agreed. Love you, and thank you so much Tommy.

Q.    I know that you are a very private man Tommy and I respect that. Can you tell me about yourself, where you grew up for instance and amongst who?  

• I grew up in the Southern U.S.  And I grew up around a lot of elderly ladies, who were widows.  These ladies taught me that I could do anything I dreamed of, and I listened. My teachers were all very supportive, and growing up next door to a great-grandmother and a grandmother as well, helped to build the confidence I needed within myself to succeed, I believe.  Being surrounded by love and people who encouraged me taught me that no matter what I wanted to do, that it was never impossible.  Tommy lightfoot Garrett   My godfather was Telly Savalas, and he taught me to dream big. I had several very famous mentors, including Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck and the Bell family (creators of The Young and the Restless and the Bold and the Beautiful,) and Aaron Spelling, who was considered a god in Television - (Dynasty, Fantasy Island, Love Boat, Charlie's Angels), you name it, he did it.  Surrounding myself around successful people I credit with my inner happiness and courage and confidence. 

Q.   I see you in a room with various books open, laying about on coffee tables arm rests etc. Can you swop from one book to another seamlessly? Do you have a favourite genre? 

• I generally read between four to seven books at any one time, catching at least 2-10 chapters of each per night. I could never sit and read one book at a time. My mind is constantly racing for interesting things and interesting subjects.  So, I have at least 4-8 by my bedside each night. 

Q.   What’s the first thing you look for when reviewing a book Tommy?

• Authenticity.  The story has to be real to the writer.  The writer must somehow passionately convey the first chapter to me, or it's almost a loss from that moment on.  There's only one book I couldn't finish, "The Clan of the Cave Bear." It just felt so inauthentic. I felt like the author [Jean M. Auel] was trying to describe too much, it was as if she seemed to be trying to convince herself, so it didn't interest me to complete it, and I desperately tried." I have enjoyed many of her other books very much.

Q.    I’m nutty about pets, as you know Tommy. Will you tell me about yours?

• I have a Cocker Spaniel dog and several cats.  Animals are unique, in that they only want to love you, and receive love, and food and water.  They are simply evolved to teach us how to love unconditionally.   I love birds too. If I could keep up with the cleaning, I'd have many birds. They interest me very much. 

Q.   During a bit of research a while back I noticed that you were an author. Do you self publish? How many books have you written and in what genre?

• I self publish some of my books, and have had others published by a publishing company.  It's important that I work at my own pace and I find that publishers push deadlines a lot. I have enough of them of my own, and I am self-motivated, so, I don't need anyone to tell me what I should do and how to do it.  So, self publishing has been a dream for that reason alone. View Tommy's books on Amazon Here 

Q.    Hobbies… Do you have time?

• No, I don't have time for hobbies, nor an interest in them. I think hobbies are to fill time. I frankly don't have time that I need to fill up with anything at all.  Life and work keep me busy, and hobbies you have to take time, you have to do it often to be good at it.  I don't like sports, I don't play cards, I have no interest in video games, and instead of being on a golf course listening to boring chatter or a tennis court sweating, I'd rather be getting something productive and most of all, important to me, done.

Q.  I’m guessing your current job is quite stressful at times. Would you ever want to change jobs and if so what would you like to do? 

• Stressful is putting it mildly. I work very much with people that are high-energy, high-end and high maintenance. It's what I do best.  But, I'm lucky that at this point in my personal and professional lives, that I choose who I want to work with and for, so no, I would never change what I am doing. I can't imagine doing anything else. And stress is simply part of life, its' a good thing, I suppose. I don't have diabetes or hypertension, so I suppose my stress is mainly good and conducive to organizing and setting goals, not pulling my hair out, as if that'd be possible at this point.

Tee comments: I'm giggling.

Q.   What type of people really get your back up? 

•  The only type of person I have no empathy for, no need to be around or even to know, is a bigot.  I had a neighbor in my childhood who worked for the CIA, and he traveled the world, especially the Third World, the Middle East, Sub Continent, you name it, he was very flawed, but one thing he taught me, that has stuck with me, is that only a fool or a moron hates others for things they have no control over.  The fact that America is a very racist country bothers me to a great extent, to the point that I simply won't deal with a bigot or a racist.  And even worse to me than a racist, is a person who denies that the person is a racist, as if I'm stupid and wouldn't recognize it. I grew up in the South, I recognize racism, just like people who grow up in a rain forest recognizes reptile life.  So, at this point in my life, I've probably lived most of the years I will be alive on this earth.  To waste a moment, hour or ten seconds arguing with idiots who claim they are not racist, they just don't like someone is not worth my time.  And I have a keen ability, always have, even in childhood, that once I am done with a person, I never go back, there's no looking back, no second chances, no hard feelings, just nothing.

Q.    When you attend various events. Do you want to laugh or comment when someone comes along in an ‘unusual’ design?

• No, I think at this point in my career seeing odd things or unusual things or designs is a part of life. There's nothing usual or normal or boring in my business. I think I'd laugh if I was in a room filled with usual people at this point.  And I have an ability not to show anyone my emotions or what I really feel. I'd say it has come in handy over the years.

Q.    You live in the whirlwind world of showbiz – how do you chill out? 

• Taking a long walk or a short nap.  Reading is very important to me. I have absolutely no desire to be around people, so when I'm not around them, I'm happiest.  As a child I never endured or exhibited boredom, and as an adult I found out that was only because most kids or most people  don't like to be around themselves, don't want to use their minds. They want to be around people all the time to stimulate them mentally and emotionally. I love silence,  I could live in Siberia and never see people or go outside. I love solitude, others seem to be impossibly unhappy with it, not me!  I live for the day to shut it all down, social media, the Internet and to just be amongst the things and people I choose to be with.  I don't need external things or a lot of people around me to be happy. 

Tee comments: I agree Tommy. The sound of silence is a wonderful sound as vocalised by Simon and Garfunkel.

Q.   How do you stay so trim and impeccably turned out Tommy? What do you wear to relax? 

• I don't eat a lot, I don't get hungry. I can go a few days with just water and juice.  So, I don't snack on things as many people do. I like fresh fruit and veggies and water.  So, my weight has not been a problem thus far.  I love pyjamas when I relax.  I could stay in them all day. 

Tee comments: Yes I agree about the peejays Tommy. If I'm at home on a cold day, there is nothing nicer than being warm snuggled up in pyjamas.

Q.  Do you have a strict diet Tommy? 

• Not intentionally. I just don't like fattening foods or junk food. So, it's not a self imposed diet, just my tastes are simple, I guess. 

Q.   What excites you most about your life?

• Work, enjoying what I do. It's always hilarious to me that I have people trying to stir controversy, by defending a person they don't even know except on TV or in a film, and many of these people I've known for years.  So, work stimulates and excites. And I detest people who try to pick fights with me.  That's not smart or safe or sane. And I am done with that person forever once it is attempted.  I don't need excitement, my life is exciting enough. I am living my dream, I work hard even to this day, when probably I don't have to, and would still be just as successful.  So, I don't like drama. I like peace. 

Q.   I know that you have appeared on TV in various circumstances. Is it lighthearted relief from the day job or are they equally entertaining? 

• I have a syndicated classic TV show "Hollywood Classics," I've done films and yes, I enjoy the lightheartedness of it, but it's also a lot of work.  So, I try to just do what I do, I try to just enjoy my work, because I realize I have worked very hard to do these things. 

Living with Ed

• I made a goal when I was a child never to appear on TV or in a film and not wear a suit.  I think being in someone's living room is not only an honor, but I owe them respect, and that's my way of doing it.  So far, the TV execs and film directors have allowed that in my contract.  I wouldn't do a role if I couldn't wear a suit and tie.  

                       Tommy Lightfoot Garrett on 'Virginia This Morning'

Q.     Finally Tommy, you have a special interest in the veterans of war. Can you tell us a bit about that? 

• Yes, since 2011 our troops have been fighting wars overseas and I know how tough it is for them to be away from their homes, their families and friends. So, I write to dozens of them per day and send care packages once a week to support them.  Everything that I am doing is a direct result of living in a free country and the Western World.  Freedom is not free, so I won't ever forget the people who make my life and my happiness,  freedoms and safety possible. 
• I should also add that other than racists, I revile sexual predators, and have used my power in the industry and my media presence to always stand up for victims and fight against sexual predators, and in this (entertainment) industry, it's rampant. 

Love you!

Tommy





Tommy Lightfoot Garrett
8549 Wilshire Blvd. Ste. 697
Beverly Hills, CA 90211

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So there you have it my little chickadees. An exciting insight into the Tinsel Town world of Tommy Lightfoot Garrett and I should probably add that this is not Tommy's private address in Beverly Hills :-)

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Hello my little chickadees

Well I've been around the block a few times with various publishers but I think I have finally found my niche. Kem Shortland the owner took time out of her busy day to talk to me.

KEMBERLEE SHORTLAND 

1.    Please introduce yourself Kemberlee. 

Hi, I’m Kemberlee, and yes, that’s my real spelling.  I’m originally from an area of Northern California known as Steinbeck Country, from a town founded by writers, however I’ve been living in Ireland since 1997. I’m married to a Corkonian, we have two rescued Border Collies which we used to work part time, and I enjoy reading, knitting, photography, and lately coloring, and I’m an avid castle huntress! I have eleven published titles to my name and a pile of projects I’m sure I’ll never finish in my lifetime. I’m also a publisher. My husband and I launched Tirgearr Publishing on Leap Day 2012. We’re a digital-first publisher of adult commercial fiction, and we welcome queries.

2.    What do you love most about Ireland in comparison to your homeland?

Castles. And the ancient history. America is a baby by comparison, and California even younger, as a state. Ireland has some of the oldest monuments in the world, such as the Newgrange tomb which dates back to around 3200BC, making it older than the Egyptian pyramids, the Incas, and the Moai of Easter Island. It even predates Stonehenge by an estimated 700 years. Who wouldn’t be impressed by that?! Comparing California to Ireland is like comparing apples to pears. They’re both amazing in their similarities and unique in their own ways.

3.    How did Tirgearr Publishing begin and how the heck do you pronounce it? (for those who don’t know)

Well, Tirgearr was actually established back in 2000. For many years, I worked as a travel consultant with people traveling into Ireland, and during that time I wrote several travel articles. In the off season, I designed websites. Tirgearr Design and Publishing was established in 2000 as my official business name. When I left travel during the economic downturn, many things occurred that led us to think about formally opening the publishing end of the business. We made the decision just before the holidays in 2011, invited some great author friends to submit a few things, and officially launched Tirgearr Publishing as a formal ebook publisher on Leap Day 2012 (29 February). We also now do some print. 

TKG The name Tirgearr rhymes with Beer Bar I believe.

4.    A typical week for you would be?

Let me catch my breath from laughing. Umm . . . my work week doesn’t really have anything typical about it, other than long hours of fielding questions and making sure everything runs on time, even if I am personally always late. Typically, I’m at the desk or online by 9am every morning. I usually start by checking emails, which I often do before I get to the desk where I’ll then answer them. Lunch time is Dog Time, so I’ll get them out to chase a ball for a while before I finally get to eat. Then I work on various other things, including more emails, until the hubs comes home. He takes the dogs out for a run while I make dinner. Then he’s home, we have a bite at the table to catch up on the day, then I’m back in the office until around 9pm. At 9pm, I’ll catch up on some favorite shows which I’ve recorded (guilty of being a Castle and Bones fan). I enjoy knitting while watching TV, but recently have taken up the latest fad of adult coloring. I used to study graphic arts, way back when, and miss it.

My ‘typical week’ also means I’m cleaning the house, doing laundry, figuring out what’s for dinner, washing dishes . . . The place doesn’t pick up after itself! And this is one of the downfalls of working form home. One day I’ll be rich and I can afford to hire someone to vacuum the dog hair for me, but knowing me, I’ll be too embarrassed for them to come in and will clean before they get here! :-)

Now that we’ve been open for nearly four years, I’ve developed a system whereby I’m pretty caught up on most things, so I’m starting to allow for more ‘me time’ in the mornings. This is where I find my balance between writing and publishing. I want them both to succeed.

5.    Given a choice at no expense to yourself, where in the world would you like to continue publishing books. (let your imagination take off)

Do you mean if we weren’t publishing in Ireland? Well, those wheels are already in motion. For me, it will be a return to Northern California. We’ll still have the Irish end of the business, so CA will be another where we’ll also happen to live for a while. If we weren’t planning to move to California and could move anywhere, assuming we still wanted to move, it would have to be somewhere warm most of the year. But you know, with a business like ours, we could run it from an RV and drive around America or Europe, as long as we could get a wifi connection :-)

6.    What was your first published book and how did it sell in the book market at the time?

I sold two fiction short stories in 2005 that were part of a themed anthology about crazy laws around the world — Tutti-Frutti Blues and Dude Looks Like A Lady. My first novel in 2009. Long story but it was the second book in a series, which has now been republished in order with the series — The Irish Pride Series. I’ve been publishing pretty regularly since then.

7.    Your favourite wild animal?

Oh, tough one . . . African Elephants and American Wolves are right up there on top for land animals. In the water, Humpback Whales. In the sky, Monarch Butteryflies. I bet you thought I was going to say a bird lol

TKG Yes I did :-)

8.    Your favourite drink of any kind?

Rootbeer. Love it. I can’t find it here, so I tend to drown myself in it when I’m visiting home. Failing that, ginger beer, but I drink a lot of Caffeine Free Diet Coke, normally.

9.    You have a leprechaun come to visit you but you tell him to disappear as your far too busy. However he won’t leave you alone and comes back, in one of your quiet times and offers you a one off wish. What would it be I wonder?

No more hunger or homelessness in the world.

10. You are given a barren small island to do with whatever you please. Thoughts… and how would you implement them?

I’d do absolutely nothing with it. It has it’s own microclimate and wildlife. It’s perfect as is. I might camp a few times to enjoy it’s wildness and uniqueness, but there’s no reason my intrusion should change things as they are.

TKG Thank you Kem 

AUTHOR BIO

Kemberlee Shortland was born and raised in Northern California in an area known as Steinbeck Country. It was home to many authors, including John Steinbeck, and for a while Jack London and Robert Louis Stevenson. In 1997, Kemberlee had the opportunity to live in Ireland for six months where she ended up meeting a man who convinced her to stay. Kemberlee is now celebrating her eighteenth year in Ireland and has been lucky to travel the country extensively, picking up a cupla focal along the way—a few Irish words.

Kemberlee was an early-reader and has been writing since a very young age, and over the years she has published many travel articles and book reviews, as well as worked some notable authors who’ve set their books in Ireland.

After publishing travel articles since 1997, Kemberlee saw her first short stories published, and now has eight published books to her name and half a dozen others languishing in a drawer.

Away from the computer, Kemberlee enjoys knitting and other needlecrafts, playing with her Border Collies, castle hunting, travel, reading, gardening, and cookery. One day she hopes to have time to learn to play guitar properly.

Website: www.kemberlee.com
Blog: www.kemberlee.blogspot.com

Blog: www.heartshapedstones.blogspot.com

Blog: www.hearticles.blogspot.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/KemberleeShortland
Twitter: www.twitter.com.kemberlee
Linkedin: www.linkedin.com/in/kemberlee
Pinterest: Time suck! Not on there. But I’m sure it’s only a matter of time
Amazon Author Page: www.amazon.com/Kemberlee-Shortland/e/B003C0F7C6
Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/profile/view/kemberlee
Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/author/show/2980907.Kemberlee_Shortland

Tirgearr Publishing: www.tirgearrpublishing.com/authors/Shortland_Kemberlee

Books written by Kemberlee Shortland

        

So there you have it my little chickadees. I hope you enjoyed this insight into my publishing house and here is the link to the Tirgearr Publishing House main page


http://www.tirgearrpublishing.com/authors/Geering_TK/index.htm

This is my page of course but it you go to the home page it will tell you everything you need to know.

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